I said I would do better and better I have done.

It may only be three short days since my last posting, but behold a mini update.

First things first - the wee baby in the last blog was Peter Andre.  What a dick. #teamkatie

So in news that makes me feel totes old (it is all about me) Bieber has turned 21 and wee Brooklyn Beckham is now 16.  I know, oh so very very old.  Oh and how hot does the doting dad routine make DB look?  Swwwwoooon.

In barnet news, Cheryl has had the chop because she is totes worth it.  Cheryl has been a little quiet of late since marrying her eurotrash husband and saying she probably won't do the xfactor again (she so will).  I feel like the hair is not a great move as it has the slight whiff of a 40 something divorcee making a statement.

Disappointing news from the Kklan all round.  Let's start with Khloe (the best) K who has been on holiday with the waste of space that is her on-again-off-again-buys-her-a-car-for-her-birthday-on-and-then-off-again bae.  I really do not know why she is going there.  She obvs still misses Lamar but she has to just wait for the right knight to come along and it ain't French because, quite frankly, he is a dick.  Kourtney is one unhappy mumma.  Appaz after 5 short days in rehab Scott was not magically cured of being a bit of a knob and she still admits to having 'trust issues' when he goes out partying.  Speaking of which, he is apparently being sued by a Manchester nightclub for turning up to do a PA (that's a personal appearance, duh) drunk. #wellcolourmesurprised

Eddie Redmayne got a flat tyre.  Jen Aniston isn't pregnant.  Suzanne Shaw is pregnant. Harry S may go solo.  David Walliams may get divorced.  Elle Mc turned 50 and looked amazing.  Kelly Brook wore a dress.  Chantelle Houghton wore a coat.  Millie M went to the gym (and took a lot of selfies).  

LEE RYAN NEWS:  The boys are back.  We are talking stadium(ish) tour and autobiography (lots of pictures) kind of back.  Which is awesome.  And they are now actually written about again.  And Duncan recently told ok magazine (again the online edition, but progress is progress) that 'Lee was once blind drunk during an interview.'  Oh lads, you do crack me up.  In fairness they look hawt.

Katie P got married.  I love her and will not have a word said against her.  Appaz at wedding number 7 (husband number 3, baby daddy 3) she gave a fairly toe curling speech where she outlined all of Kieran the stripper/plasterer's indiscretions - in front of everyone he knows.  How nice.  Well obviously not everyone he knows, I assume her mates that he shagged weren't there.  Anyway Kieran promised to do better and Katie seems happy so here's hoping they continue to make it work. #donotholdbreath

And finally, who is this: